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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Movie Review

Title: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Year: 2004 Genre: Drama/Romance/Sci-Fi Play time: 1h 48min Director: Michel Gondry Screenwriters: Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry Starring: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Tom Wilkinson, Kirsten Dunst, Elijah Wood, Mark Ruffalo     “Clementine has had Joel erased from her memory. Please never mention their relationship to her again.” Sidenote: If y...[Read More]

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) Movie Review

Title: Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd Year: 2003 Genre: Comedy Play time: 1h 25min Director: Troy Miller Starring: Derek Richardson, Eric Christian Olsen, Eugene Levy “There’s only one way to settle this. Make out contest.” The Dumbest of Comedies – Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd This is a scandal. That a script as irredeemable, vapid and unwatchable as th...[Read More]

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Movie Review

Title: 2 Fast 2 Furious Year: 2003 Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller Play time: 1h 47min Director: John Singleton Screenwriters: Gary Scott Thompson, Michael Brandt Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Tyrese Gibson, Cole Hauser, Eva Mendes “You see that blonde sitting with that gentleman over there? Five minutes of her time and she can get anything she wants from him.” 2 Fa...[Read More]

Sweet Sixteen (2002) Movie Review

Title: Sweet Sixteen Year: 2002 Genre: Crime/Drama Play time: 1h 46min Director: Ken Loach Screenwriters: Paul Laverty Starring: Martin Compston, Michelle Coulter, Annmarie Fulton     “What a waste… what a waste.” I hope I do not give away too much when I say that things do not end well for Liam, the fifteen-going-on-sixteen year-old protagonist of Ken Loach’s Sweet Sixteen. We h...[Read More]

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2001) Movie Review

Title: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Year: 2002 Genre: Comedy/Drama Play time: 1h 44min Director: Peter Care Screenwriters: Jeff Stockwell Starring: Kurt Russell, Kelly Preston, Michael Angarano, Jodie Foster, Emile Hirsch     “When I look at you… I can hardly breathe.” The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys is composed almost entirely of familiar elements, a coming-of-age story revolv...[Read More]

Abandon (2002) Movie Review

Title: Abandon Year: 2002 Genre: Drama/Music/Mystery Play time: 1h 39min Director: Stephen Gaghan Screenwriters: Stephen Gaghan Starring: Gabriel Mann, Gabrielle Union, Zooey Deschanel, Charlie Hunnam, Benjamin Bratt, Katie Holmes “I remember this feeling of emptiness… always being cold.” Abandon – An depressing movie Abandon, the directorial debut of Oscar-winning Traffic ...[Read More]

Alien (1979) Movie Review

Title: Alien Year: 1979 Genre: Horror\Sci-Fi Play time: 1h 56min Director: Ridley Scott Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, John Hurt Among the best horror movies in the world and also among the best sci-fi movies without a doubt, Alien is a masterpiece from Ridley Scott in many ways and there’s no mistake when we say that it is almost perfect. In order to simplify what this movie meant to t...[Read More]

Not Another Teen Movie (2001) Movie Review

Title: Not Another Teen Movie Year: 2001 Genre: Comedy Play time: 1h 29min Director: Joel Gallen Screenwriters: Mike Bender Starring: Chyler Leigh, Jaime Pressly, Chris Evans     “But we’re brother and sister!” “Only by blood.” Not Another Teen Movie was made by smart filmmakers not afraid of people thinking that they are dumb. It’s a movie in which juvenile gross-out...[Read More]

Vanilla Sky (2001) Movie Review

Title: Vanilla Sky Year: 2001 Genre: Fantasy/Mystery/Romance Play time: 2h 16min Director: Cameron Crowe Starring: Kurt Russell, Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Jason Lee   “I was one second away from death and your life flashed before my eyes.” Vanilla Sky is based on Abre Los Ojos, or “Open Your Eyes,” a very cool Spanish mind-fuck of a movie that has earned a cult audience ...[Read More]

Head Over Heels (2001) Movie Review

Title: Head Over Heels Year: 2001 Genre: Comedy/Mystery/Romance Play time: 1h 26min Director: Mark Waters Starring: Monica Potter, Freddie Prinze Jr., Shalom Harlow The advertising for Head Over Heels made it seem watchable enough. I even remember looking forward to it for a time; it looked like a Gen-X remake of Rear Window which, if not the most promising concept I’ve ever heard, sounded like an...[Read More]

Save The Last Dance (2001) Movie Review

Title: Save the Last Dance Year: 2001 Genre: Drama/Music/Romance Play time: 1h 52min Director: Thomas Carter Starring: Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas, Kerry Washington Save The Last Dance (2001) Summary: This Romance Follows Every Cliche in The Book “You come and take one of the few decent men left after drugs, jail and drive-bys.” It’s hard to expect an insightful examination of co...[Read More]

Charlie’s Angels (2000) Movie Review

Year: 2000 Genre: Action/Adventure/Comedy Play time: 1h 38min Director: McG Screenwriters: Ryan Rowe, Ed Solomon Starring: Kelly Lynch, Tim Curry, Sam Rockwell, Bill Murray, Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz “And that’s kicking your ass!” Charlie’s Angels is a secret agent flick, but not really. It wants to be a comedy, an homage, a throwback, a martial arts extravaganza and...[Read More]

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